Funny Quotes


  • “There’s no way I was born to just pay bills & die.”
  • “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar.
  • “To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.”
  • “If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” – Harry S. Truman.
  • “Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.”
  • “With great power comes great electricity bill.”
  • “Admit it…life would be so boring without me.”
  • “REMEMBER, it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.”
  • “I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.”
  • “COMMON SENSE is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
  • “When in doubt, go work out!”

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